Fragile! It’s a major award! You’ll shoot your eye out! Drink your ovaltine! Relive those glory days when all you wanted out of life was a red ryder bb gun and to get home without seeing Scut Farkus with this A Christmas Story Yellow Leg Lamp Plastic Cookie Cutter. It features Ralphie’s face right on the package so you won’t be saying the queen mother of all dirty words when you get it… ooooohhhh fuuuuuudge. Don’t stick your tongue to a flagpole, stick it to a leg lamp cookie.