Bacon Tie


Bacon, is there anything you can’t make better? No. Get your meat loving ass into some meaty formal wear with a Bacon Tie. Unlike wearing a real bacon tie (and we’ve all tried that at least once or twice, right?) this one won’t go rancid or get grease all over your suit. That’s a plus. Unfortunately unlike a real bacon tie, you can’t fry this tie up and eat it since it’s made of polyester. Yes we just googled “can you eat fried polyester”. No you can’t.

Other gluttonous posts to check out:

 

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>