Bacon Tie

Bacon, is there anything you can’t make better? No. Get your meat loving ass into some meaty formal wear with a Bacon Tie. Unlike wearing a real bacon tie (and we’ve all tried that at least once or twice, right?) this one won’t go rancid or get grease all over your suit. That’s a plus. Unfortunately unlike a real bacon tie, you can’t fry this tie up and eat it since it’s made of polyester. Yes we just googled “can you eat fried polyester”. No you can’t.