Utility Knife Cake Cutter

Here is the manliest way to cut the cake, with a Utility Cake Cutter, the cake knife that looks like a brightly colored utility blade. Don’t worry, it’s made from a food-safe abs plastic and not some sort of rusty germ filled metal. Sure it won’t cut cardboard boxes but you also won’t …

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Operation Apron

Get out the tweezers, it’s time to cook- bzzzzzt. There’s a new chef in town, his name is Cavity Sam and he’s cooking up a whole host of trouble. Might we suggest you cook up the spare ribs or the bread basket. It’s actually non-functional (well it’s functional as an apron, just not as …

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Hedgehog Cheese Grater

This little hedgehog is both cute and useful. The Koziol Kasimir Cheese Grater is made out of recyclable thermoplastics in an environmentally aware factory in Germany (using minimal energy, recycling all waste, etc). But best of all, it looks great on your table or countertop and it shreds your cheese. Comes in choice …

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Scooter Pizza Cutter

Zoom zoom, cut cut. The Motorino Pizza Cutter looks like a little red Italian moped but is really a double bladed pizza slicer with 2 inch stainless steel blades. Has a kickstand that really works too. That’s how they cut pizza in Rome, you …

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Gangster Grater

I don’t know about you but when I grate food, it’s 100% gangster style. The only way to do that is either grate on the hood of your low rider with one arm hanging out of the window or to use the Gangster Grater. The cool thing about this 1930’s gangster car shaped …

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Bakeball Bat Rolling Pin

Sports fans can cook too (as long as there’s a TV in the kitchen tuned to ESPN). Baking becomes a little more sporty with the Bakeball Bat Rolling Pin, a true home run in the kitchen. It’s made out of 100% sustainable white mahogany wood and more importantly can be used to ensure …

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