Eat Your iPhone Case

It’s probably not the most nutritious snack in the whole world but when you make an iPhone case out of rice crackers it is “edible”. Seems pretty likely to fall apart though, I’d suggest shoring up that case with some Magic Shell, fondant, or maybe s’more-ing it up with some marshmallow and graham …

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Twinkies Soap

With the problems Hostess is facing, it’s most likely the end of the line for the famed Hostess Twinkie snack cake. But did you know that in 1981 they made a Twinkies Soap that look just like unnaturally colored treat? It was shaped just like a real Twinkie and even wrapped up almost …

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7 Foot Long Gummy Snake

It’s huge! Get your gummy fix with this 26 pound, 7 foot long candy snake. The Party Python is probably more deadly than a real python if consumed all at once (and certainly more delicious). That’s 36,000 calories worth of gummy which “they” claim is 306 servings but I bet I could eat …

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Animal Cracker Soaps

Even your bathing routine can now be a fine dining experience with Animal Cracker Soaps. You get a set of 12 (no surprise if you can read the huge text on the picture above) soaps that are shaped, sized and colored exactly like real animal crackers. They even have a vaguely “cookie” smell …

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Chocolate Gaming Dice Set

Ever wondered what nerd tastes like? This. You’ll score -1 health points with the Chocolate Gaming Dice Set. Features the iconic 20 sided die as well as other geek favorites like d4, d6, d8, d10, and of course d12. Since these are made of Ghirardelli chocolate, you know it’s gonna be a Crit …

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Fill-a-Lily Funnel

It’s the flower that filters fluid. The Fill-A-Lily funnel is a funnel shaped like the lovely white flower. It’s a funnel that really grows on you. Made of silicone, it functions in full bloom. Add a touch of whimsy to your kitchen tool …

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