Chocolate Cthulhu Idols

Get your chocolate Cthulhu‘s now! Made of solid green chocolate, these 3 inch tall pieces of weird chocolate are being created by Jason McKittrick in a limited production run for $10 a piece. If you don’t know who Cthulhu is you’re probably better off- it’s a fictional cosmic entity created by horror author …

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Chocolate Zombie Easter Bunny

The Chocolate Zombie Easter Bunny will ruin your holiday and eat your loved ones alive, then spit them out put them on a grill and eat them again. Made of solid white chocolate this lil’ rabbit was originally just an April Fools Day concept joke from ThinkGeek but now it’s an actual purchasable …

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314 Layer Chocolate Baklava Pie

How many layers does your baklava have? 5? 10? 100? How about 314 freakin’ layers of chocolate hazelnut goodness? Yeah that’s how we roll. Go big or go home. This is all well and good but we don’t get up off the couch for anything under 4 digits worth of baklava layers. Give …

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Epic Meal Time: Maximum Protein Experience

Epic Meal Time: Maximum Protein Experience

Oh yeah baby get jacked with the Epic Meal Time crew as they create a massive protein bar for the gym. Protein based oatmeal, peanut butter, bacon, marshmallow fluff, ganache, nuts, baked up in a long pan and covered in copious amounts of chocolate sauce for a monster sized protein energy bar weighing …

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Beer Marshmallows

Marshmallows are a near-perfect food. Pure sugar in a bite-size form with just the perfect amount of chewiness. A treat that melts in your hot chocolate. So there’s only one thing that could improve on such a piece of perfection: make them with beer and pretzels. Beer and pretzel marshmallows are a thick …

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