Continental Breakfast

Sometimes it’s ok to take things a little literally. There were poles made of ice cream, but they melted. I hear Asia does a great job soaking up the syrup. (via reddit)

Pirate Breakfast

Avast ye mateys! Arrr, this is how me eat breakfast e’ery mornin before headin’ out on my ship t’ go raid some booty on the high seas. Aye, eggs, bacon, skull, bones, yums. Gar.