There are only three times in this world when you should be eating ramen noodles: if you’re wasted, if you’re broke and if you’re wasted and broke. That’s it. Lucky for you there’s a ramen noodle brand that really speaks to the target audience: Wasted and Broke Ramen Noodle Soup. Not since “Dude I’m High” flavored Cheetos and “I’m Rich, F-You” brand caviar has a product been so perfectly branded to it’s target consumers. Gather up those rolled up pennies and buy a case of Mad Dog and some ramen today.