Taco Wallet

Is there anything tacos can’t do? Fill up your stomach with delicious Mexican goodness and now store your crap with the Taco Yummy Pocket Wallet. Store pencils, pens, cell phones, spare change, taco shells, credit cards, anything inside it’s corn tortilla shell. I believe this would be a “soft taco”. Doesn’t taste good …

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Lime

It doesn’t take much to turn a lime into a hero in a half shell. Just put a little eye mask on your fruit and you’ve got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, in this case Michelangelo. The mask is actually a hair tie. Just don’t give it any pizza. …

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Crime Scene Candy Kit

Law and Order never tasted this great. Chung chung. The Crime Scene Candy Kit gives you all the usual crime scene samples in little test tubes you’d expect- urine, saliva and blood. Except instead of disgusting bodily fluids, it’s yummy sugary sweets. Great for your next CSI party, as a lovely prop for …

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Fortune Telling Bacon

There are many ways to tell your fortune but the best way is with delicious pork products like Fortune Telling Bacon. Just place a strip of this (unfortunately) non-edible magical bacon into the palm of your hand and watch it curl up. Depending on how it curls up, that’s your fortune:

Moves …

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Potato Chip Coasters

Rest your drink on a chip. But not just any old boring flat potato chip (or the more-awkward-to-put-a-drink-on kettle cooked chip), it’s a wavy chip. A ruffled chip. Or ridged, if you will. And you will. These Potato Chip Drink Coasters contain 0% chip and 100% silicone. Which makes them great for protecting …

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DIY Chocolate Ammo Kit

Kill ‘em with sweetness I say. With the DIY Chocolate Ammo Kit you can make set of killer bullets- chocolate bullets that is. Reusable and comes with an ammunition tin so you can stock up for the forthcoming monster chocopocalypse (it’s coming- and it’s delicious). Makes 20 rounds of .50 caliber chocolates. Chocolate …

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