Most Insane Pizza Delivery Ever

Most Insane Pizza Delivery Ever

Everything these days is extreme, extreme, extreme. Including food delivery. Just because you live on the 3rd floor of building doesn’t mean you are excluded from getting your pizza delivered right through your window. No problem, the pizza delivery guy will just toss the box up right to you. Really:

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Rocking Horse Cookie Cutter

rocking horse cookie cutter

Rock the house, or at least your dough with the Sweet Pony Rocking Cookie Cutter. This cookie cutter is anything but cookie cutter. It cuts dough into rectangular biscuit-like shapes with a heart in the middle. Because everyone loves a pony- except for those who grew up in non-pony countries. Who leaves a …

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Taco Wallet

Is there anything tacos can’t do? Fill up your stomach with delicious Mexican goodness and now store your crap with the Taco Yummy Pocket Wallet. Store pencils, pens, cell phones, spare change, taco shells, credit cards, anything inside it’s corn tortilla shell. I believe this would be a “soft taco”. Doesn’t taste good …

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Lime

It doesn’t take much to turn a lime into a hero in a half shell. Just put a little eye mask on your fruit and you’ve got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, in this case Michelangelo. The mask is actually a hair tie. Just don’t give it any pizza. …

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Crime Scene Candy Kit

Law and Order never tasted this great. Chung chung. The Crime Scene Candy Kit gives you all the usual crime scene samples in little test tubes you’d expect- urine, saliva and blood. Except instead of disgusting bodily fluids, it’s yummy sugary sweets. Great for your next CSI party, as a lovely prop for …

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Fortune Telling Bacon

There are many ways to tell your fortune but the best way is with delicious pork products like Fortune Telling Bacon. Just place a strip of this (unfortunately) non-edible magical bacon into the palm of your hand and watch it curl up. Depending on how it curls up, that’s your fortune:

Moves …

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