Pig Bacon Holder

No need to store bacon in those messy, drippy bags anymore- keep your bacon fresh and neat with a Pig Bacon Keeper. This dishwasher safe ABS plastic bacon holder can hold up to 1 pound of delicious delicious bacon. It’s airtight for extra freshness, and pig shaped for extra …

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BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle

Put your special barbecue sauce in an appropriate squeezable container with the BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle. Pork lovers and backyard grill masters rejoice, the pig sauce is pure gravy. At seven inches tall, this plump pig can hold enough to keep your pork tasty and moist. …

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Pig Equation Tattoo

Let’s doublecheck the math on this tattoo: pig divided by knife plus fire equals delicious pork products. Yep it doesn’t take a Mathlete to determine that it all adds up properly. I believe this is the calculus of conspicuous caloric consumption. (via)