Woman Devours 72 Ounce Steak in Minutes

Woman Devours 72 Ounce Steak in Minutes

How fast can you eat a 72 ounce steak? Can you even eat a whole one? Molly Schuyler absolutely destroyed the previous 6 minute 48 second record for finishing a 72 ounce steak at Sayler’s in Portland, OR. An absolutely incredible feat of gurgitation. Just amazing. Full unedited video below:

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