Meat Temporary Tattoos

You’re no piece of meat, but you’ve got beef- on your arm. Get some prime cuts inked onto your body, temporarily with Meat Temporary Tattoos. You get 17 of the finest cuts of beef and swine to proudly display. Perhaps you’re not ready for a real permanent tattoo of meat- so go ahead …

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BBQing an Entire Cow at Once

A group of Greenville, NC meat heroes have decided to do an Argentinian style meatfest and grill up an entire cow. Dubbed Bovinova 2011, they started with an 800+ pound steer. Would you like that in paper or plastic, sir? After purchasing the beef, it was trucked out the site and loaded onto …

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Eat a 2 Year Old Sandwich (and live)

What’s the oldest sandwich you’ll eat? One made earlier in the day? Yesterday? Last week? How about one that’s 2 years old. With Tactical Sammiches you can store either a Pepperoni or Honey BBQ Beef sandwich for up to 2 years. Stock up your bomb shelter now because you’re gonna get sick of …

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Burger King Meat Monster has Beef, Chicken and Bacon

This is insanity! Burger King has announced the Meat Monster sandwich, which is a bacon cheeseburger topped with a hamburger topped with chicken topped with standard Whopper toppings- lettuce, tomato, onions, and sauce. That’s a three meat monster for sure. If you couldn’t guess by the Japanese graphic above, this light lunch sandwich …

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Epic Meal Time: Meat Car

Cars are awesome. Meat is awesome. Cars made of meat= epic. The Epic Meal Time crew is back with some new guy? and they’re making cars entirely out of meat. Here’s the play by play: Bacon slices, laid down in strips and sliced. Onion and salami wheels stacked. Bacon grease mashed potatoes, mashed. …

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