Pig Bacon Holder

No need to store bacon in those messy, drippy bags anymore- keep your bacon fresh and neat with a Pig Bacon Keeper. This dishwasher safe ABS plastic bacon holder can hold up to 1 pound of delicious delicious bacon. It’s airtight for extra freshness, and pig shaped for extra …

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Fortune Telling Bacon

There are many ways to tell your fortune but the best way is with delicious pork products like Fortune Telling Bacon. Just place a strip of this (unfortunately) non-edible magical bacon into the palm of your hand and watch it curl up. Depending on how it curls up, that’s your fortune:

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Bacon Stocking

The bacon was hung from the chimney with care. The holiday season is coming and that can mean one and only one thing: B.A.C.O.N. Whether you’re makin’ bacon or fakin’ makin’ bacon for the takin’, what’s shakin’ is the Bacon Stocking. You know you want bacon for Christmas, so why not drop a …

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Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

Dry your hands off with bacon! I once tried exactly that and all I ended up with was some greasy hands. Now, yes, they were greasy with delicious bacon grease, so no complaints there, but they were not dry. Problem solved- Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel. It’s not actually made of bacon, it’s made …

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Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

If you’ve ever tried to brush your teeth with bacon (and really, who hasn’t tried it?) you know that while it’s super flavorful, it’s not really the most effect thing at cleaning your teeth. Enter Accoutrements Mr. Bacon’s 2.5 Oz Bacon Flavored Toothpaste. Now you can keep your teeth clean AND get the …

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Bacon Weave Grilled Cheese

No carb diet but love grilled cheese? Gluten free diet but love grilled cheese? Bacon every meal diet but love grilled cheese? No problem, you just need to think outside the bread a little bit. All you need to do is weave up some bacon, slip some American cheese in the middle and …

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