Magnetic Bacon Poetry

Oh bacon, thy most poetic of thine meats. Finally a set of those wordy fridge magnets we can get behind (also in front of, but mostly behind as we open the fridge door). Compose your ode to bacon with a set of Magnetic Poetry – Bacon Poet Edition which has over 200 bacon …

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Bacon Tie

Bacon, is there anything you can’t make better? No. Get your meat loving ass into some meaty formal wear with a Bacon Tie. Unlike wearing a real bacon tie (and we’ve all tried that at least once or twice, right?) this one won’t go rancid or get grease all over your suit. That’s …

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World’s Largest BLT Sandwich Created

World’s Largest BLT Sandwich Created

Who’s hungry for a BLT sandwich? The world’s largest bacon, lettuce, tomato sandwich was created last week in St. Louis by Iron Barley. What does it take to make a record-breaking sandwich? How about 600 pounds of bacon, 440 pounds of bread, 550 pounds of tomatoes, 220 heads of lettuce, 110 pounds of …

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Bacon Scented Air Freshener

You know what the problem with bacon is? You can’t cook it in your car. Even eating it in the car can be tricky; to avoid “greasy steering wheel syndrome” you either need to use chopsticks or mask that bacon flavor by putting it in something else vile like a *gasp* sandwich. No …

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Bacon Gravy

This is the greatest country style gravy known to man. Fact. Bacon Gravy has all the flavor of bacon in a convenient liquid form to pour over all your formerly bacon-less foods. You could even pour it over bacon. Comes in convenient dried powder packs that will last a long time in your …

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Pirate Breakfast

Avast ye mateys! Arrr, this is how me eat breakfast e’ery mornin before headin’ out on my ship t’ go raid some booty on the high seas. Aye, eggs, bacon, skull, bones, yums. Gar.

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