Bacon Scented Air Freshener

You know what the problem with bacon is? You can’t cook it in your car. Even eating it in the car can be tricky; to avoid “greasy steering wheel syndrome” you either need to use chopsticks or mask that bacon flavor by putting it in something else vile like a *gasp* sandwich. No more, my friends. Now with the lovely Bacon Scented Air Freshener you can enjoy farm fresh bacon smell as you roll down the road. It looks like bacon, it smells like bacon, it tastes like…well probably a bit like chemicals on cardboard. But hey, as Meatloaf said, “2 out of 3 ain’t bad”.