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You know what the problem with bacon is? You can’t cook it in your car. Even eating it in the car can be tricky; to avoid “greasy steering wheel syndrome” you either need to use chopsticks or mask that bacon flavor by putting it in something else vile like a *gasp* sandwich. No …