Burger King Meat Monster has Beef, Chicken and Bacon

This is insanity! Burger King has announced the Meat Monster sandwich, which is a bacon cheeseburger topped with a hamburger topped with chicken topped with standard Whopper toppings- lettuce, tomato, onions, and sauce. That’s a three meat monster for sure. If you couldn’t guess by the Japanese graphic above, this light lunch sandwich …

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Bacon Gift Wrap Lets You Bacon Wrap Anything

Best. wrapping paper. ever. This is how to send out a gift to a foodie. Bacon Gift Wrap shows the recipient that you really care- about delicious pork products. Now you can bacon-wrap anything; electronics, more bacon, slippers, more bacon wrapping, toys, bacon bits, bacon shirts, whatever. Bacon wrapped bacon wrap? …

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Epic Meal Time: Fast Food Lasagna

We haven’t covered an Epic Meal Time in a little while and this week they’re back with a good one: Fast Food Lasagna. What’s in a Fast Food Lasagna besides the venom of a pissed off Canadian drunk on Jack Daniels? How about 15 McDonald’s Big Macs and 32 ounces of Big Mac …

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Pig Equation Tattoo

Let’s doublecheck the math on this tattoo: pig divided by knife plus fire equals delicious pork products. Yep it doesn’t take a Mathlete to determine that it all adds up properly. I believe this is the calculus of conspicuous caloric consumption. (via)

Epic Meal Time: Meat Car

Cars are awesome. Meat is awesome. Cars made of meat= epic. The Epic Meal Time crew is back with some new guy? and they’re making cars entirely out of meat. Here’s the play by play: Bacon slices, laid down in strips and sliced. Onion and salami wheels stacked. Bacon grease mashed potatoes, mashed. …

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Epic Meal Time: Maximum Protein Experience

Oh yeah baby get jacked with the Epic Meal Time crew as they create a massive protein bar for the gym. Protein based oatmeal, peanut butter, bacon, marshmallow fluff, ganache, nuts, baked up in a long pan and covered in copious amounts of chocolate sauce for a monster sized protein energy bar weighing …

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