Pig Equation Tattoo

Let’s doublecheck the math on this tattoo: pig divided by knife plus fire equals delicious pork products. Yep it doesn’t take a Mathlete to determine that it all adds up properly. I believe this is the calculus of conspicuous caloric consumption. (via)

Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

Never piss off a chef- they carry knives! Also you don’t want to get a spitter with your entree. The Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder is like a knife through the gut (of your paper towel roll). Sure it looks dangerous- like you’ve stabbed your paper towel roll with a bigass knife, but …

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