Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks

Get primal with your meat handling with Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks. Use them to lift, shred, tear, flip, and carve your meat all the while pretending to be a fierce bear (it helps if you have a hairy chest and remove your shirt, although this is not a requirement, especially if you’re …

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World’s Largest BLT Sandwich Created

Who’s hungry for a BLT sandwich? The world’s largest bacon, lettuce, tomato sandwich was created last week in St. Louis by Iron Barley. What does it take to make a record-breaking sandwich? How about 600 pounds of bacon, 440 pounds of bread, 550 pounds of tomatoes, 220 heads of lettuce, 110 pounds of …

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Spam Lip Gloss

Meat flavored lip gloss? Or should we say “meat” flavored lip gloss? Sign me up. There’s nothing like the taste of spam and now you can get your smackers on officially licensed Hormel Spam Lip Gloss. It helps to protect your lips from the elements with the tasty scent of spam. Of course …

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Bacon Scented Air Freshener

You know what the problem with bacon is? You can’t cook it in your car. Even eating it in the car can be tricky; to avoid “greasy steering wheel syndrome” you either need to use chopsticks or mask that bacon flavor by putting it in something else vile like a *gasp* sandwich. No …

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Baby Back Rib Corn Muffin Cupcakes

Not since chocolate met peanut butter have such a pair of tasty foods been combined into one. It’s basically a cupcake on the bone- the rib gives you a nice handle to hold the corn muffin and soak up all the sauce. The basic concept is to first make your ribs however you’d …

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Bacon Gravy

This is the greatest country style gravy known to man. Fact. Bacon Gravy has all the flavor of bacon in a convenient liquid form to pour over all your formerly bacon-less foods. You could even pour it over bacon. Comes in convenient dried powder packs that will last a long time in your …

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