Fortune Telling Bacon

There are many ways to tell your fortune but the best way is with delicious pork products like Fortune Telling Bacon. Just place a strip of this (unfortunately) non-edible magical bacon into the palm of your hand and watch it curl up. Depending on how it curls up, that’s your fortune:

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Potato Chip Coasters

Rest your drink on a chip. But not just any old boring flat potato chip (or the more-awkward-to-put-a-drink-on kettle cooked chip), it’s a wavy chip. A ruffled chip. Or ridged, if you will. And you will. These Potato Chip Drink Coasters contain 0% chip and 100% silicone. Which makes them great for protecting …

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DIY Chocolate Ammo Kit

Kill ’em with sweetness I say. With the DIY Chocolate Ammo Kit you can make set of killer bullets- chocolate bullets that is. Reusable and comes with an ammunition tin so you can stock up for the forthcoming monster chocopocalypse (it’s coming- and it’s delicious). Makes 20 rounds of .50 caliber chocolates. Chocolate …

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Oreo Cookie USB Mug Warmer

Warm up your coffee with a cookie. The Hot Cookie The USB Powered Coffee Cup Mug Warmer plugs into your computer’s USB port and keeps that drink warm. Looks like an Oreo cookie but is not (for legal reasons). Also I would have to assume that it’s not as tasty as an Oreo …

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Chainsaw Pizza Cutter

Rev up your engine and power through that cheesy goodness with a Chainsaw Pizza Cutter. It’s just like a power tool but instead of cutting trees, you’re cutting cheese. Also there’s no power, lumberjack. It’s the manliest way to slice up a pizza …

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Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker

Have you ever wondered where rainbow sprinkles come from? Why they come directly from magical unicorns’ poop. Since obviously you can’t have a real unicorn hanging around your kitchen every time you want rainbow sprinkles (due to size considerations, of course) you can put pre-made magical sprinkles into this miniature plastic Spinkles Shaker. Probably …

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