Crime Scene Candy Kit

Law and Order never tasted this great. Chung chung. The Crime Scene Candy Kit gives you all the usual crime scene samples in little test tubes you’d expect- urine, saliva and blood. Except instead of disgusting bodily fluids, it’s yummy sugary sweets. Great for your next CSI party, as a lovely prop for …

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Pears Shaped Like Babies

Would you eat a pear shaped like a chunky baby? You could if you lived in China where they place special clear plastic molds around the fruits of the trees while they are growing. The pears then grow into the shape of a little baby. The pears supposedly have the same nutritional value …

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Fortune Telling Bacon

There are many ways to tell your fortune but the best way is with delicious pork products like Fortune Telling Bacon. Just place a strip of this (unfortunately) non-edible magical bacon into the palm of your hand and watch it curl up. Depending on how it curls up, that’s your fortune:

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Meat Temporary Tattoos

You’re no piece of meat, but you’ve got beef- on your arm. Get some prime cuts inked onto your body, temporarily with Meat Temporary Tattoos. You get 17 of the finest cuts of beef and swine to proudly display. Perhaps you’re not ready for a real permanent tattoo of meat- so go ahead …

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Potato Chip Coasters

Rest your drink on a chip. But not just any old boring flat potato chip (or the more-awkward-to-put-a-drink-on kettle cooked chip), it’s a wavy chip. A ruffled chip. Or ridged, if you will. And you will. These Potato Chip Drink Coasters contain 0% chip and 100% silicone. Which makes them great for protecting …

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Star Wars R2-D2 Talking Pizza Cutter

Use the Force to slice up your pizza with the Star Wars R2-D2 Talking Pizza Cutter. This pizza wheel beeps and boops happily along as your cut your pizza. R2 helps Luke Skywalker and now he can help you, to eat. Measures 8.5″ long, runs on …

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