Fortune Telling Bacon

There are many ways to tell your fortune but the best way is with delicious pork products like Fortune Telling Bacon. Just place a strip of this (unfortunately) non-edible magical bacon into the palm of your hand and watch it curl up. Depending on how it curls up, that’s your fortune:

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Meat Temporary Tattoos

You’re no piece of meat, but you’ve got beef- on your arm. Get some prime cuts inked onto your body, temporarily with Meat Temporary Tattoos. You get 17 of the finest cuts of beef and swine to proudly display. Perhaps you’re not ready for a real permanent tattoo of meat- so go ahead …

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Potato Chip Coasters

Rest your drink on a chip. But not just any old boring flat potato chip (or the more-awkward-to-put-a-drink-on kettle cooked chip), it’s a wavy chip. A ruffled chip. Or ridged, if you will. And you will. These Potato Chip Drink Coasters contain 0% chip and 100% silicone. Which makes them great for protecting …

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Star Wars R2-D2 Talking Pizza Cutter

Use the Force to slice up your pizza with the Star Wars R2-D2 Talking Pizza Cutter. This pizza wheel beeps and boops happily along as your cut your pizza. R2 helps Luke Skywalker and now he can help you, to eat. Measures 8.5″ long, runs on …

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Mr. Jelly Belly “Bean Machine” Jelly Bean Dispenser

The only proper way to eat Jelly Belly’s is with a Mr. Jelly Belly “Bean Machine” Dispenser . Just turn the Mr. Jelly Belly mascot on the side, the gears turn, and down the chute comes delicious jelly beans. No batteries required. Holds 23 ounces of jelly beans: which after doing a complex …

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DIY Chocolate Ammo Kit

Kill ’em with sweetness I say. With the DIY Chocolate Ammo Kit you can make set of killer bullets- chocolate bullets that is. Reusable and comes with an ammunition tin so you can stock up for the forthcoming monster chocopocalypse (it’s coming- and it’s delicious). Makes 20 rounds of .50 caliber chocolates. Chocolate …

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