Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

Never piss off a chef- they carry knives! Also you don’t want to get a spitter with your entree. The Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder is like a knife through the gut (of your paper towel roll). Sure it looks dangerous- like you’ve stabbed your paper towel roll with a bigass knife, but (allegedly) the knife is not sharp and simply holds the paper towels in place. It’s $29.95 but you could make your own with a huge knife, round wood block, and a big set of balls.