Animal Cracker Soaps

Even your bathing routine can now be a fine dining experience with Animal Cracker Soaps. You get a set of 12 (no surprise if you can read the huge text on the picture above) soaps that are shaped, sized and colored exactly like real animal crackers. They even have a vaguely “cookie” smell to them and have moisturizing shea butter to keep you skin supple.

Unlike real animal crackers they don’t come in a tiny circus car box and they can’t be crushed up to use as a pie crust (well technically you *could* crush them for a pie crust but it would be disgusting). Fun soap.