They’re on your feet and look good enough to eat (not really but the it does rhyme nicely), it’s Hamburger Flip Flops. If I ran a burger stand at the beach I would totally require all my employees to wear these flip flops along with their seeded bun hats and mustard yellow shirts. These meat shoes look like they would either be really bouncy and comfortable from all those layers or a complete tripping hazard nightmare to walk in.