Sandwich Coasters

Back in college we used to use actual slices of bread for coasters- very absorbent and if you needed a snack in a pinch that had a slight taste of stale beer and crusted soda, it was always there for you. But now I’m (slightly) more grownup and refined and use legitimate coasters to protect my plywood sheet on a pair of milkcrates coffee table. To keep those crazy days of yore fresh in the noggin I only use Sandwich Coasters to hold my drinks. Meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese, onion, even my old friend and savior bread- they’re all there. Unfortunately these are not edible (unless you’re really really hungry).