Eat your wedding cake the way a jewel thief would and spend your honeymoon passing rocks with a wedding cake studded with 500 Swarovski crystals. Created by famed pastry designer Laura Aguglia, this cake took 36 hours of labor to create. Coincidentally, after you eat this cake, you will spend about 36 hours of labor trying to pass out this crystals from your other end. Don’t worry though, the cake costs over $8000 so if you can afford it then the crystals will flow right out of you along with all that money coming out of your ass.
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