Yoda Ordering a Pizza

This is why Yoda can’t order a pizza. Apparently you can’t just use The Force to make pizzas appear. Besides, everyone knows that Yoda gets the majority of his nutritional needs from eating Ewoks. Cartoon by Jim Benton. (via the daily …

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French Fry Lip Balm: Highly Kissable

Yes! This is by FAR the best lip protection product on the market today. French Fry Lip Balm is like a drive-thru for your lips. Got a hankering for the taste of delicious french fried potatoes but no way to get the necessary life-giving saturated fat delivery system in a vegetable to your …

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Mr. Peanut Now Selling Planters Peanut Butter

Planters Peanuts hasn’t sold peanut butter in the U.S. since the 70’s…until now. It was announced today on Facebook by the Robert Downey Jr. voiced mascot Mr. Peanut (along with his “stunt double” Doug) in a hilarious online-only spot you can see here:

Did you recognize Peanut Butter Doug’s voice? That’s …

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2011 New York City Pizza Run

Once a year an event comes along that challenges both the gastronomical and athleticism of the elite. This event is the New York City Pizza Run. This eating/running race combines a 2.25 mile run with 3 pitstops where the nearly 100 contestants must eat an entire slice of pizza at each one before …

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How to Peel a Banana Like a Monkey (video)

Monkeys are super smart and they love bananas. In fact when it comes to bananas, monkeys are smarter than most humans because they open their bananas the proper (and easier) way. Most people do it backwards. Watch the short video above to learn how you should be opening bananas. We have much …

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Kick it up 1000 Notches with Ghost Pepper Chili Flakes

Spice up your life with some Bhut Jolokia chillies (aka ghost chili peppers). The Ghost Chili is the Guinness World Record holder for hottest chili at 200 times hotter than a jalapeno, 400 times as hot as Tabasco sauce, and 5 times hotter than a habanero. Now you can get 10g of freshly …

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