Star Wars Hot Beverage Mixes

From a galaxy far away comes the geekiest breakfast beverage mixes this side of Naboo. For those days when it’s as cold as a Hoth Summer, make yourself a Star Wars Beverage Mix. Comes in a three pack of Hoth Cocoa, Vader’s Dark Side Roast Coffee, Yoda’s Dagobah Green Tea. This officially licensed …

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Soylent Green Crackers (is people)

Well if you’re familiar with Soylent Green the movie, you’re going to think these Soylent Green Crackers are the best movie tie-in ever. If you haven’t seen it, step away from your computer, go buy and watch the movie and come back. Ok, you’re back- good movie, right? This fully licensed snack food …

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Turbo Tango: Soda in an Aerosol Can

Ever wished that you didn’t have to tilt your head back to drink soda? Why should you do all the work when the can can do it for you with the super environmentally friendly power of aerosol. Turbo Tango is a new orange soda drink that comes in a mouth blasting can. Like …

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Great Sloppy Fudge Packing

Coop’s Microcreamery Hot Fudge has the greatest fudge packing of all the fudge packers in this mother fudging land. The fudge dripping over the side of the bottle lid is ingenious and awesome. Makes me want to go out and get seriously fudged up or become a fudge packer myself. Fudging …

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Bacon Gift Wrap Lets You Bacon Wrap Anything

Best. wrapping paper. ever. This is how to send out a gift to a foodie. Bacon Gift Wrap shows the recipient that you really care- about delicious pork products. Now you can bacon-wrap anything; electronics, more bacon, slippers, more bacon wrapping, toys, bacon bits, bacon shirts, whatever. Bacon wrapped bacon wrap? …

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Wasted and Broke Ramen Noodles

There are only three times in this world when you should be eating ramen noodles: if you’re wasted, if you’re broke and if you’re wasted and broke. That’s it. Lucky for you there’s a ramen noodle brand that really speaks to the target audience: Wasted and Broke Ramen Noodle Soup. Not since “Dude …

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