Soylent Green Crackers (is people)

Well if you’re familiar with Soylent Green the movie, you’re going to think these Soylent Green Crackers are the best movie tie-in ever. If you haven’t seen it, step away from your computer, go buy and watch the movie and come back. Ok, you’re back- good movie, right? This fully licensed snack food is made from spinach, high energy plankton, and a special blend of herbs. They say there’s no people in it, but can you really trust everything the Soylent Corporation is telling us? I think we can- they seem helpful enough, providing us with tasty rations to eat. At $8.99, it’s worth it just for the box.