Star Wars Hot Beverage Mixes


From a galaxy far away comes the geekiest breakfast beverage mixes this side of Naboo. For those days when it’s as cold as a Hoth Summer, make yourself a Star Wars Beverage Mix. Comes in a three pack of Hoth Cocoa, Vader’s Dark Side Roast Coffee, Yoda’s Dagobah Green Tea. This officially licensed Star Wars product is all you need to get your going in the morning so you can do the Kessel run in 11 parsecs; that’s right, 11, if Han Solo can do it in 12 in that “piece of junk” (but she’s got it where it counts, kid), surely your Hyundai or whatever can do it in 11, hot shot.

 

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