Wax on. Wax off. Catch a fly with chopsticks, Daniel-san. Paint the fence. Chop the lettuce. Wait, chop the lettuce? With the Karate Chopper you can cut those leaves down to size with a menacing hi-ya. This black belt kitchen tool is ready to give you a “hand” any time. Just keep your guard up because I hear that while you rinse your cucumbers off Johnny is going to try to sweep the leg.